Tuesday, September 30, 2008

No, this isn't porn!

Welcome! I realize my title may confuse you. You might be visiting because of a really unsatisfying google search. If so, I sincerely apologize. In an effort to avoid confusion, let me explain.

A month ago, I got drunk. Not pass-out-in-the-car-as-200-pounds-of-dead-weight-so-my-husband- has-to-try-to-carry-my-jello-like-body-into-the-house-drunk, but...well, close. As I woke up the next day, I rolled over to get the details of last night as only a husband who spend the whole night laughing at me could do. His reply: "Hello, naked wife."

Umm...oh my Lord, tell me this whole nudity thing happened in the comfort of our home.

Apparently, when we walked into the house last night, Mitch walked into the kitchen to get a glass of water. In the 2.7 seconds that elapsed between leaving me swaying in the living room to his return, I stripped naked and was running around the room screaming "Naked WIFE!"

See? That was waaaay more interesting than porn.

1 comment:

charcuteire said...

Sounds more interesting than porn.