Much To-Do About Nothing

Today's to-do list:
1: Change sheets.
1.5: Do not let dog sleep on sheets tonight, no matter how much he whines.

2: Finish laundry.
2.5: Actually put laundry away instead of letting it sit on the laundry chair for oh, two weeks.

3: Clean out storage room.
3.5: Have Mitch clean out storage room. It's mostly his crap anyway.

4: Go to gym.
4.5: Think about working out and eat frozen chocolate chips instead.

How sad, 4.5 is the only one I've done so far...sigh.