Thursday, January 14, 2010

My morning, in letters

Dear dogs,
Thanks for waiting until I had my dress clothes on to run inside and jump on me. Also, thanks for coming back to jump on a second pair of pants after I changed.

Dear Special K,
I love that you're only 2 points for a full cup of cereal. Do you think you could work on being a little more filling so I'm not contemplating gnawing off my arm by 10:30 am?

Dear Nissan truck driver,
Bold move sitting in the right lane at an intersection while I sat behind you with my right turn blinker on. I especially like that, despite the fact that no one was in the left lane, you chose to sit in the turning lane. Also, I would like that 8 (yes, 8!) minutes back.

Dear Valero gas station owner,
Pump #4 is working at 12% speed. Are you in cahoots with Mr. Nissan truck driver to drive me absolutely bonkers?

Dear scale,
Thanks for making this morning bearable. 1.6 lbs. down, 23.4 to go!

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